It was the
early 1980’s when the peace protesters planned their assault. The aim was to
attack one the ‘key’ components of Britain’s nuclear arsenal, a regional
government wartime headquarters. Their aim was to enter when the Air Observer
Corps were starting an evening training session, overwhelm the few who arrived
early and enter the bunker. Inside they would ‘trash’ the bunker and on the way
out, they would put stones through the windows of the cars of the militaristic
Air Observer Corps parked outside. The assault was planned with military
precision, include hoax phone calls to distract the police and delay the police
response.
The Monday evening
arrived and the peace protesters moved silently across the fields. They had
formed up in the layby used for the odd visitor to the adjacent historical
battlefield. A voice challenged them in the dark as they approached the
entrance to the bunker. They charged towards the blast doors, stumbling in the
dark. They were moments away from their objective.
Unfortunately,
that evening the Air Observer Corps were present in force. All three crews were
assembled, 450 in all, plus a contingent of the RAF Regiment. The intruder
alert came out on the bunker tannoy and there was a rush outside. The Observers
lined up and marched across the somewhat surprised peace protesters.
Unfortunately, the odd peace protester person might have stumbled in the dark
and might have hurt themselves in their panic. Apparently the RAF Regiment
tried to intervene in the chaos, but someone in civilian clothes told them to ‘get
lost’ and take a smoke break round the back of the bunker.
The police
and ambulances arrived to find a lot of peace protesters who claimed they had
been assaulted in the dark by hundreds of people. However, when they approached
the bunker, the only person they could see was an elderly caretaker who said
no-one was in the bunker and anyway, anyone could see only a few people could
fit it inside (most bunkers are small on the surface). The blast doors were
shut and he did not have a key. Eventually, the police left, somewhat bemused.
With
hindsight, it was interesting to note that by sheer chance the protesters
choose to assault the bunker on the rare occasions it was fully crewed. One wonders
who suggested the assault and that date to them. Surely, Special Branch had not
set the peace protesters up?
Some of the
cold war was grim, but some of it was funny.